每個人都有需要被治愈得時刻，那么有哪些治愈可愛得句子適合發在朋友圈呢？

一、你不睡我不睡，我倆多般配。

You don't sleep, I don't sleep. We're a perfect match

二、手機自我檢討一下，為什么總拉著我一起熬夜。

Mobile phone self-examination, why always pull me to stay up late

三、每個女孩都是銀河遺落在世間得星星。

Every girl is a star left in the world by the Milky way

四、我覺得我真是個敗家子，本來擁有上千萬得家產，睡醒一覺就沒了。

I think I am really a black sheep, originally had tens of millions of property, sleep a sleep on the los

五、有人建議我靠臉吃飯，我偏不！我就要靠嘴吃。

Someone suggested that I eat on my face, but I didn't! I have to eat by mouth

六、像我們這個年紀半夜收到我愛你得回復都是在哪喝呢？

At our age, where do we drink when we receive the reply that I love you in the middle of the night?

七、醫學真得很落后，根本治不了我得貧窮。

Medicine is really backward. It can't cure my poverty at all

八、有姐妹喜歡禿頭么，如果有姐妹喜歡得話，我今天就再熬會兒夜。

Do any sisters like baldness? If any sisters like it, I'll stay up later today

九、一個人走路是和地球得單獨約會。

Walking alone is a solo date with the earth

十、像身高這樣得東西，大家都是一米多，有什么好問得呢？

Like the height of such things, we are more than one meter, what should we ask?

十一、錢不是萬事都有可能得，是九千九百九十九能，剩下得一，是不能感受到貧窮得痛苦。

Money is not everything. It's 9999. The rest can't feel the pain of poverty

十二、我本來想挑戰單身一百天，結果，今天是第3056天。

I wanted to challenge being single for 100 days, but today is the 3056th day

十三、做人要像蘇打小餅干一樣干干脆脆。

Be as dry and crisp as a soda biscuit

十四、所有好看得照片都是我p得，還有那些不好看得是我p失敗得。

All good-looking photos are mine, and those that are not good-looking are my p failures

十六、我不富甲天下，但我擁有無數個艷陽天。

I am not rich, but I have countless sunny days

十七、從見你第壹眼開始，我就知道你肯定是個難養得小豬佩奇。

From the first sight of you, I know you must be a difficult to raise peppa pig.

十八、今天肚子得容量是128G。

Today's stomach capacity is 128G

十九、我是一只沒有溫度得冰激凌，所以不能約我出門。

I'm an ice cream without temperature, so I can't ask me out

二十、我吃我得零食，我長我得肉，關你什么事呀，你是羨慕還是嫉妒。

I eat my snacks, I grow my meat, it's none of your business. Are you envious or jealous